Week 11 Preview!
With the final week of the season upon us, it is time to start thinking playoffs! Glory awaits several teams as some clubs have already punched their playoff tickets. But seeding is another item that has some critical matchups on tap this week as teams will try to improve their seeding, win conference titles, or get off that bubble known as “going home for the holidays!!!”
Lets start with the conference races....
American North – The conference is absolutely loaded from top to bottom (ok, excluding the Jewski…). 3 clubs remain tied for not only the conference championship, but the top overall seed in the Robin playoffs. The Mavericks, Drago, and Bucknuts will all be scoreboard watching this week hoping for some upsets so they can take home the crown. Not to mention the season scoring title and money prize as they are 1 point apart from taking the crown. But don’t forget the Mangina and Al Wilson who are hot on their heels. A loss by all 3 could create a 5 way tie for the conference crown meaning all 5 of these clubs could be seeded anywhere from 1 to 11 in the playoffs!!!
Key Matchups:
Mangina (7-3) vs Donkey Dick (6-4)
Bucknuts (8-2) vs Growl (6-4)
Baldie Peay (6-4) vs Al Wilson (7-3)
Badger Balls (5-5) vs Drago St (8-2)
Mavericks (8-2) vs Slackjaw (2-8)
American South – The Mountain West of the Robin gets at least two playoff bids unfortunately as no team in this conference has been a lot to talk about this season… We could have 2 6-5 clubs winning a seed in the 4 and 8 spot due to their lackluster performances… The Beast, Amazons, and Dick are all tied atop the conference and the tiebreakers currently go to Beast as the leader, Zons as second, and the Dick hunting for a wildcard.. The Beast and Dick have a pair of 7-3 teams to contend with this week, so it could be the Zons to take this one, but don’t count out the Bats just yet as they lurk just 1 game behind needing a lot of help.
Key Matchups:
Amazons (6-4) vs Schneid (3-5-2)
Mocoholics (7-3) vs Beast (6-4)
Wombats (5-5) vs Slingers (2-8)
Donkey Dick (6-4) vs Mangina (7-3)
National North – The Q have led this race from start to finish and control their own destiny. A win and it’s a conference title for them, a loss and things could get real messy. The second spot out of the North is even more jumbled as the Scalpers, Taint, and Growl are all tied up with the Beads lurking 1 game back and holding some tiebreakers…
Key Matchups:
Dirty Q (7-3) vs Stallions (5-5)
My Taint Rocks (6-4) vs Big Green (5-4-1)
Scalpers (6-4) vs Satans Piss (3-7)
Growl (6-4) vs Bucknuts (8-2)
Anal Beads (5-5) vs Team Suck It (3-7)
National South – The South is tied up as well as the Heroes and Mocoholics battle it out for conference glory. The Mocos hold the tiebreaker over the Heroes, so it is their conference to lose. The Baldie Peay remain a game out, but have little hope of taking the title. Big Green is basically in an elimination game against the rival Taints this week as the loser goes home.
Key Matchups:
Heroes (7-3) vs Minute Men (3-7)
Mocoholics (7-3) vs Beast (6-4)
My Taint Rocks (6-4) vs Big Green (5-4-1)
Baldie Peay (6-4) vs Al Wilson (7-3)
