Last Week: 5-11
Season: 46-44-3
Career: 751-493-24

Playoff lives are on the line this week as we enter the final 3 weeks of the season! Lets get going!

Badger Balls vs Crazy Go Nuts
The Nuts forgot that they didn't have a bye week last time out meaning they are going to be rusty against the Balls. The Balls are looking like a title contender again and will dominate this one.
Balls 20
Crazy Go Nuts 13

Slackjaw vs Schneid
Elimination game! One of these teams is dead after this week. I think the Schneid have been playing solid enough to get the W.
Schneid 17
Slackjaw 16

Scalpers vs Drago
A week removed from that classic offensive explosion, the Scalpers get to face off against the Drago with a 1 game lead in their conference... Thank you scheduling Gods...
Scalpers 20
Drago 5

Tweeters vs Orange Crush
Lit cigaretters will be flying in this grudge match as the loser likely finds themselves sitting at home for the playoffs! The Tweeters have struggled of late, only a long field goal has kept them on life support. Meanwhile the offensively challenge Crush has to do something to find their groove... Which one does it? Who knows. I think the Crush pull out the season saver!
Crush 15
Tweeters 14

Turkeys vs 007
007 is back from the grave! After a 1-5 start, the champs are back to within just 1 game of taking their conference title home! Coach Brock said "We just had to rally the troops... I told them to take the mentality of that we are like a sore dick, you just can't beat us..." Hmmmm. The Turkeys have had a surprisingly good season and this week could culminate their arrival as a victory pushes them close to a playoff birth... Can they take down the champs? I think so! Gobble Gobble Gobble!!!!!
Turkeys 19
007 18

Gringo vs Growl
Two teams headed in different directions face off when the Growl and Gringos square off. The Growl have really had a tough go of it this season... Perhaps Coach Neal is a bit distracted this season, but this one is vital.. The Gringos meanwhile, have gone on a huge run to right the ship after a tough start and are pressing the Nuts for the conference title! You gotta love those Gringos... But I am going with the Growl to get back into contention this week instead of fading into the night!
Growl 19
Gringos 19

Mangina vs Assclowns
YEEEEHAWWWW!!! Dem der Clowns is bringin down tha roof! YEEEEEEHAAAWWW!!! The dirty Ginas have no chance against this fired up Clowns club!
Clowns 18
Mangina 16

Bucknuts vs Light My Fire
Bucknuts, 6-3. Light My Fire, 2-7. Let me think real hard......
Bucknuts 18
Fire 10

Coons vs Beast
While the Coons have their holiday plans already set, they have circled this game from the beginning of the season... Tired of being a whipping boy, Coach Exum had his club out in two a days this week in preparation for the Beast who comes into this one struggling mightily.... Could the Coons shock the world?? Probably not, but what the hell! GOOOO COOONS!!
Coons 18
Beast 15

Anal Beads vs Amazons
The Beads finally won one last week... Hallelujah... Now they get their stank rivals in the Zons! This one promises to be nasty as the Beads have got some special things in store for the Zon fans.... I am actually going to roll with those dirty Beads this week in an upset!
Beads 20
Amazons 19

Minute Men vs Dirty Q
Minute Men 5-4. Dirty Q 4-5. Lives are on the line here people! I haven't been impressed with the Q while the Minutes have been playing strong! Can the Minutes replace the Q as a playoff entry? You betcha!
Minute Men 18
Dirty Q 16

GAME OF THE WEEK

Donkey Dick vs Hilton Head
The Hilton enter this one quite upset as they lost their top ranking along with their conference stranglehold on the conference last week. Coach Reb promises that the Dick will be walking funny after this one... But it is the Dick who have returned to prominence after seasons of futility... The Dick administration said "We wanted to stick with our Coach instead of looking for a replacement. We just felt like Coach White could right the ship and get us back to the promise land" Well, 8 years removed from a title and here they are as the Dick pull the upset in the Game of the Week!
Dick 19
Hilton 19

Goats vs Snaggle
When the season began, many thought this would be the ESPN Gameday game. Move forward 10 weeks and we're watching a Goats team that is all but eliminated and a Snaggle club that has fallen from grace as they trail in their own conference... But don't think for a second that their won't be fists flying in this one as it promises to be a dirty affair! The Goats are determined to derail the Snaggle express this week and allow them to share in their misery, but it remains to be seen if they can go on the road and pull out the upset.... Hey. They've been good before.... Why not?
Goats 21
Snaggle 20

Mocos vs Funkshunly Ill
Hot damn this is a good game! The top two scoring offenses will square off in a Texas Tech-Okie State-esque game... Can Starbucks keep it up or can the upstart Funkshun pull out the 'W'? I did the old faithful coin flip again.... Go Funkshun!
Funkshun 24
Mocos 23

Action Heroes vs Wombats
The Heroes are in a must win situation and they faced a wounded Wombat club who needs the win just as badly... Three weeks ago, it looked like the Heroes and Bats could be top seeds in the Robin tourney, fast forward... now it is likely that one of them goes home this week.... Let the blood fly! Heroes pull out the victory!.
Heroes 18
Wombats 16

Stallions vs Satans Piss
The top team in all the land squares off against a surging Piss club that is determined to keep their bad luck history on the sidelines... Can they do it? Nah... Stallions remain #1!
Stallions 18
Piss 16